Square Gang

Summary
The square-gang is a less than average criminal organization that spends it's time 'terrorizing' the lives of everyday citizens.

Notable Feats
Due to their subpar abilities to cause havoc, the police usually ignore their wild antics. As a result, whenever the square gang is actually doing something worth stopping, the police are nowhere to be found. Examples of the square gangs most heinous crimes include, but are not limited to, the following:
 * Stealing 500 baloons on free baloon day
 * performing the hostile takeover of a parkbench
 * The heinous act of selling fake sick notes to school kids
 * Multiple offenses of J-Walking
 * Destruction of property
 * Arson
 * Hit and Runs
 * Assault on innocent civilians
 * Kidnap
 * Bombings
 * Slavery
 * Drug traffiking
 * Human trafikking
 * Grand theft auto
 * Mass Shootings
 * ETC.

Gang Make-up
The square gang consist of a variety of low-lifes and cut throats ranging from dregs to the local drug dealer. The gang contains, but is not limited to the following :
 * Highschool drop-outs (Duh)
 * Wanna be gangster white kids (The Majority)
 * Jobless people who hang around laundromats,outside bars, and or gas stations
 * Orphans (Skilled pickpockets and/or muggers)
 * Gs.pngpt Girl Scouts (Ironically the most feared and dangerous members of the gang, usually committing acts of wide-scale terrorism)
 * Senile old men who complain about the good old days. ( Back in my day . . .)
 * The Druggies
 * The Occasional Dumpster Diver
 * ETC.