Thread:BoomerangCastration/@comment-33473362-20171028005751

Dear, My boi

So I ran into this disgustingly ugly chick, (10/10) right. I was all like "Ripperoni Rest in Pepperonis". So she's all like sucking on my knob then I nutted all over the place. I mean you haven't lived until you've nutted all over the floor of an Arby's bathroom floor. Most peole never get to set foot in an Arby's bathroom, I got lucky my friend. So i'm all frisky and junk, so i slam my schlong in her garage and start shreking it like a rockstar. As I pound she's all like, "Onions have layers! Onions have layers!". I got this bitch. I nut in her, instantly feel regret. Sometimes you have to think, all those poor girls out there ain't got my D in them yet and all these Traps is out doing them, stealing the man meat. So, I pull out and crawl out of the bathroom with the chick still on my wang. As I pass I see this guy in the corner on his knees snorting a line of salt. I gotta get outta here.

From ya homie: Sanchez 