Thread:BoomerangCastration/@comment-33473362-20171028011338

I was sitting down mindin my own beez wax, when suddenly this big ass dog flies out at me. It's got this ugly ass face and no limbs. WTF! So i pull out my good old 50.cal and slam dat fucker right between the eyes. doggo matter covers the streets. A group of jewish fellows approach me, I'm high as fuck, so I go all 360 on their bitchasses! Each one i blast I yell Clanker. I got real sleepy so I went to Arbies again and saw this nice girl. she had the most beautiful voice, but she had the body of a big strong bodybuilder. YOLO, We go to the bathroom, weird stuff happens, weird butt stuff. I feel like a new man. Get back in car. Drive home blindfolded. Purposefully drive into a Chuck-e-Cheese, Place is so loud no one noticed me crash. Walk around. See a man on his knees giving a little girl a blow job, not even confused, just surprised that I was still alive. Crash should have killed me. Order a drink at the kiddy bar, fucked some pizza faced chick, get drunk, go home. 