Jonathan Goodman

Summary
Johnathan S. Goodman, commonly referred to a John Goodman, was a normal working man turned cultist. John Goodman would create the Cult of Goodman to fulfill his dream of creating the perfect Christian based society. In the end Johnathan was captured by the Dreg-Lord Slem Jemmity Jammin, leaving his cult to splinter into multiple fringe groups that would terrorize the public for many years, while he rotted in prison.

The Cult of Goodman
After surviving a horrific blow to the head from a runaway trashcan, Jonathan went into a vegetative state for a full year. After a recovering, Jonathan had come to the realization that his wife had been cheating on him with a filthy hobo named Geoff. This caused Jonathan to go into a deep depression and extreme alcoholism. One day while drinking himself to death, John heard what he believed was the voice of god tell him to rid the world of all those not fit to live.

Johnathan went on a violent crusade like no other. He had indoctrinated a belief that anyone who was not a christian, hated the gays, lacked a disdain for Jews, was not an american, and did not have a penis were inferior and needed to be killed or converted to the godly cult of Goodman standards.Those who did not fall under Goodman's terms, like women, were beat and whipped while simultaneously given different chemical substances that would give them -- Clit-wangs. Johnathan would go on to ruin the lives of many women and girls with this method, many of them fled underground due to society viewing them as filthy hermaphrodite mutants, creating the society of hyena women. Jonathan also destroyed almost every synagogue within a fifty mile radius, the mass Jew killings he and his followers performed made people believe another holocaust was happening. The Cult would gain many zealous followers and flourish.

Personality
Johnathan was a bitter and angry man after becoming 'God's Hand'. He spent most of his time reading the bible violently, or festering with hatred for Geoff, who he wanted to damn with all his passion, but could not for Geoff met his standards. Despite being a hate mongering monster, John was still a man of his word. He only ever smiled when he was lynching heretics, or castrating people who had lost their virginity before marriage.