Thread:BoomerangCastration/@comment-33473362-20171028011939

Leave for work. Had a mild seizure last night. (0/10) didn't die. Walk to car. See a skinny black man hiding underneath the hood. pull out hooka pipe and pass it to him. He flips a couple of time, making my wang hard. Get in car, black bro still mid air, flipping above the car like an angel. Drive to blockbuster. Hold the joint up with a spoon, no one is working there so I take everything. Go home, destroy all the merch. crushed to dust, I smoke that shit cuz it's gas. Go into a comma, wake up the next day, major migrane. Still not dead yet. 